24 Funniest Text Messages That Will Make You Laugh Forever

Here is oddmenot best collection of funny texts.Texting messages have made our lives easy and effective. Most of us send texts to our friends and family members. Some times texting goes wrong and it makes fun.  But here you will find unique and most hilarious texts.

24 Funniest Text Messages That Will Make You Laugh Forever

Five times you should never send a text message,

#1 When you are alone

#2 When you are high

#3 When you are Grandma

#4 When you are Drunk

#5 When  you are in bed

Here you will find out why?

#1 This girl who has one thing on her mind. (Cereal.)

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#2 This wrong number who can’t wrap their heads around cheap green beans:

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#3 When auto-correct says exactly what you’re thinking:

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#4 The perfect response to a wrong number text:

Funny Drunk Texts

#5 When Grandma went into panic mode and just started listing states:

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 #6 Actually, that seems to happen a lot with Grandma:

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#7 Drunk Jess’s kind gesture:

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Funny Text Jokes:

  1. A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”.Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
  2. Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.
  3. I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
  4. I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
  5. I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor … what say we tie up for the night?
  6. It’s no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
  7. Just because you’re paranoid, it doesn’t mean they’re NOT out to get you.
  8. Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!
  9. Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.
  10. My Reality Check bounced.
  11. What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool…
  12. Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
  13. Why’d the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
  14. You’re slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
  15. (_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!
  16. A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”

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